pizzahard:

me at a job interview: as you can see sir, my qualifications are highly extensive, I had earned myself a PHD

employer: it says here all you did was worked at pizza hut

me: yes sir that is correct, I had earned my living from Pizza Hut Delivery

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I feel like a part of my soul has loved you since the beginning of everything.
Maybe we’re from the same star. Emery Allen (via laughing-treees)

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fatkidinmath:

is drake bell related to taco bell (??)

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